Fedora Core 2

Here is some humour and wit found on the RedHat website announcing Fedora Core 2 -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 Presenting FEDORA CORE 2 STARRING .............. Linux 2.6 GNOME 2.6 & KDE 3.2.2 Xorg 6.7.0 WITH APPEARANCES BY ... SELinux IIIMF and the CJK gang Xfce 4 subversion 1.0 And hundreds of other updated and new packages MUSIC DECOMPOSED BY ... Homey G of Redmond BARTENDER ............. The Man from Tettnang EXECUTIVE PRODUCER .... The Open Source Community DIRECTOR .............. Red Hat Including musical numbers such as "Who Let Fedora Out?" by the Slashdot Men, "The Download Goes On" by Celeron Dion, and "The Hacker in Me" by Shania Sane. "It's a singing, dancing extravaganza!" says the Rawhide Daily News. "The new DVD iso image brings tears to my eyes!" gushes Eugenius. "Two penguin flippers up!" votes the Tux Dispatch. "My mortgage rate was cut in half after I replied to spam using Fedora Core 2!" raves Bo Battipaglia. "The combination of better hardware support, a new kernel, and desktop improvements provides a more powerful and productive user experience." mutters someone with a grounding in reality. Fedora Core 2. "They can take away our hard drives, but they'll never take away our freedom!"